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Kriti is 50% done with The Adventures of Amina al-Sirafi (Amina al-Sirafi, #1)

Amina is so real for being unable to stop ogling the hungry demon's ass

— Feb 23, 2024 03:40AM Add a comment

Kriti is 41% done with The Adventures of Amina al-Sirafi (Amina al-Sirafi, #1)

THE GANG IS COMPLETE! YAYY!!!

— Feb 22, 2024 10:06AM Add a comment

Kriti is 25% done with The Adventures of Amina al-Sirafi (Amina al-Sirafi, #1)

THE CAT'S NAME IS PAYASAM!!!

— Feb 22, 2024 05:46AM Add a comment

Kriti is 3% done with The Adventures of Amina al-Sirafi (Amina al-Sirafi, #1)

I love Amina already

— Feb 21, 2024 05:12AM Add a comment

Kriti is starting The Adventures of Amina al-Sirafi (Amina al-Sirafi, #1)

Thank heavens the audiobook narrator pronounces the names right!

— Feb 21, 2024 04:47AM Add a comment

Kriti is 87% done with Project Hail Mary

"You're stupid right now. You sleep"
Absolutely love Rocky

— Feb 11, 2024 05:04AM Add a comment

Kriti is 86% done with Project Hail Mary

Loving this snark😆

— Feb 11, 2024 04:40AM Add a comment

Kriti is 86% done with Project Hail Mary

Rocky is a cutie

— Feb 11, 2024 04:26AM Add a comment

Kriti is 66% done with Project Hail Mary

"Wait a second, do you call her Dr. Shapiro WHILE HAVING SEX?"
"Of course, that's her name"
"I'M SORRY I ASKED"

Ryland Grace asking questions he doesn't wanna know the answers to

— Feb 09, 2024 12:53PM Add a comment

Kriti is 66% done with Project Hail Mary

"I was not raised to call you by your first name, but I will tell you about my sex life in detail"
This man is not real

— Feb 09, 2024 12:51PM Add a comment

Kriti is 62% done with Project Hail Mary

I'm sobbing😭

— Feb 09, 2024 12:10PM Add a comment

Kriti is 61% done with Project Hail Mary

Again - WHY IS HE NOT RECORDING THIS IN THE BEATLES?!?!

— Feb 09, 2024 11:10AM Add a comment

Kriti is 59% done with Project Hail Mary

That took a sad note real quick😭

— Feb 09, 2024 10:03AM Add a comment

Kriti is 59% done with Project Hail Mary

"HE WANTS ME TO WATCH HIM SLEEP YOUR HONOR!"

— Feb 09, 2024 09:59AM Add a comment

Kriti is 49% done with Project Hail Mary

So you can wear clothes but are surprised that Rocky does too? Doesn't he deserve modesty, too? How speciest of you Ryland Grace!

— Feb 09, 2024 06:34AM Add a comment

Kriti is 49% done with Project Hail Mary

We'll have an entire space zoo at this rate by the end of it

— Feb 09, 2024 06:29AM Add a comment

Kriti is 46% done with Project Hail Mary

WHY ISN'T HE RECORDING ALL THIS IN THE BEATLES!?!?

— Feb 09, 2024 06:17AM Add a comment

Kriti is 28% done with Really Good, Actually

He did not!

— Jun 05, 2023 09:30AM Add a comment

Kriti is 95% done with Tales from the Cafe (Before the Coffee Gets Cold, #2)

The way my heart skipped a beat at that!

— May 28, 2023 08:22AM Add a comment

Kriti is 62% done with Tales from the Cafe (Before the Coffee Gets Cold, #2)

I love Miki

— May 27, 2023 11:37PM Add a comment

Kriti is 20% done with Tales from the Cafe (Before the Coffee Gets Cold, #2)

NOT THE WOMAN IN THE DRESS!!

— May 27, 2023 06:29AM Add a comment

Kriti is 89% done with Husband Material (London Calling, #2)

I don't like where it's going

— May 05, 2023 03:54PM Add a comment

Kriti is 81% done with Husband Material (London Calling, #2)

"There are lots of different types of shit and they are all shit in different ways" - Golden words by Odile O'Donnell

— May 05, 2023 03:11PM Add a comment

Kriti is 81% done with Husband Material (London Calling, #2)

That broke my heart in more pieces than I thought could be possible

— May 05, 2023 02:56PM Add a comment

Kriti is 74% done with Husband Material (London Calling, #2)

I was not ready for all these feelings

— May 05, 2023 01:13PM Add a comment

Kriti is 51% done with Husband Material (London Calling, #2)

It's saying something that even I'm finding lawyering Oliver hot when I NEVER want to date a lawyer in real life

— May 05, 2023 07:29AM Add a comment

Kriti is 50% done with Husband Material (London Calling, #2)

"How do you get 5 elements out of one sentence?"

Welcome to the life of a lawyer, Luc🫠

— May 05, 2023 07:19AM Add a comment

Kriti is 45% done with Husband Material (London Calling, #2)

I've heard many reasons for being vegan but nothing can top "My refusal to drink milkshake brings all the boys to the yard"

— May 05, 2023 06:55AM Add a comment

Kriti is 43% done with Husband Material (London Calling, #2)

HE DID NOT😂😂

— May 05, 2023 04:25AM Add a comment

Kriti is 36% done with Husband Material (London Calling, #2)

I NEVER want to be called a "chapp-ess"

— May 05, 2023 03:30AM Add a comment

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