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"You're stupid right now. You sleep"
Absolutely love Rocky

Loving this snark😆

Rocky is a cutie

"Wait a second, do you call her Dr. Shapiro WHILE HAVING SEX?"
"Of course, that's her name"
"I'M SORRY I ASKED"

Ryland Grace asking questions he doesn't wanna know the answers to

"I was not raised to call you by your first name, but I will tell you about my sex life in detail"
This man is not real

I'm sobbing😭

Again - WHY IS HE NOT RECORDING THIS IN THE BEATLES?!?!

That took a sad note real quick😭

"HE WANTS ME TO WATCH HIM SLEEP YOUR HONOR!"

We'll have an entire space zoo at this rate by the end of it