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"You're stupid right now. You sleep"
Absolutely love Rocky

Loving this snark😆

Rocky is a cutie

"Wait a second, do you call her Dr. Shapiro WHILE HAVING SEX?"
"Of course, that's her name"
"I'M SORRY I ASKED"

Ryland Grace asking questions he doesn't wanna know the answers to

"I was not raised to call you by your first name, but I will tell you about my sex life in detail"
This man is not real

I'm sobbing😭

Again - WHY IS HE NOT RECORDING THIS IN THE BEATLES?!?!

That took a sad note real quick😭

"HE WANTS ME TO WATCH HIM SLEEP YOUR HONOR!"

So you can wear clothes but are surprised that Rocky does too? Doesn't he deserve modesty, too? How speciest of you Ryland Grace!