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Here's how to get readers hooked, use this as an opening:
"We adopted a baby Jesus a few months ago and it has already adapted to our assholes."
— Jul 06, 2023 01:31PM
"We adopted a baby Jesus a few months ago and it has already adapted to our assholes."
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My god this is getting better/worse with every sentence, check this out:
"Of course, we knew that most older people find it offensive to use a baby Jesus as a butt plug. These are the people who stand outside adult shops downtown and chant, "Jesus is the Son of God, not an anal probe!""
— Jul 06, 2023 01:34PM
"Of course, we knew that most older people find it offensive to use a baby Jesus as a butt plug. These are the people who stand outside adult shops downtown and chant, "Jesus is the Son of God, not an anal probe!""
