Morphing_kashi’s Reviews > The Secret Shopper Unwrapped > Status Update

First my girlfriend steals my car and runs off for the second time in a fortnight. Next my home burns down. Then I hear that I'm going to be a daddy. Then I find out I might not become one. Oh, and into the bargain, the mother of the baby that may or may not be born has been keeping the glad tidings from me for weeks. Yes, I might be in shock.'

Oops.

So much for the pill being foolproof. Seems Gramma was right all along when she warned me that the only true contraceptive was abstinence...

Someone tell this woman about condoms, emergency contraception, and everything in between.

Will put on one of Freddie's singalong Christmas CDs to helpp him get on wuth the decorating, and the manic cackling and warbling adds an additional dimension to the sensory overload.

If you've managed to mess up a CD that badly, maybe it's time to throw it away.