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Morphing_kashi
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First my girlfriend steals my car and runs off for the second time in a fortnight. Next my home burns down. Then I hear that I'm going to be a daddy. Then I find out I might not become one. Oh, and into the bargain, the mother of the baby that may or may not be born has been keeping the glad tidings from me for weeks. Yes, I might be in shock.'
Oops.
— Dec 08, 2023 05:46AM
Oops.
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Morphing_kashi
is on page 272 of 400
'Forget the mistletoe, Woody. You'd need Rohypnol to get a kiss out of me.'
So what he's hearing is, there's still hope.
— Dec 08, 2023 05:43AM
So what he's hearing is, there's still hope.
Morphing_kashi
is on page 46 of 400
So much for the pill being foolproof. Seems Gramma was right all along when she warned me that the only true contraceptive was abstinence...
Someone tell this woman about condoms, emergency contraception, and everything in between.
— Dec 08, 2023 05:41AM
Someone tell this woman about condoms, emergency contraception, and everything in between.
Morphing_kashi
is on page 7 of 400
Will put on one of Freddie's singalong Christmas CDs to helpp him get on wuth the decorating, and the manic cackling and warbling adds an additional dimension to the sensory overload.
If you've managed to mess up a CD that badly, maybe it's time to throw it away.
— Dec 08, 2023 05:39AM
If you've managed to mess up a CD that badly, maybe it's time to throw it away.
