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I don't think it was supposed to be funny but the sentence "by chance, nothing in the American arboretum could better suit what baby Charles will grow into: a towering, straight-grained thing whose nuts are so hard you have to smash them with a hammer" is killing me

— Feb 18, 2024 07:32AM

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juno is on page 353 of 502

help i can't stop crying about trees

— Feb 21, 2024 03:42PM

juno is on page 275 of 502

this book is undoubtedly going to be 5/5 stars but the phrase "his meat is a vibrant salmon" is ROUGH like a man just got viscerally pepper-sprayed in the dick for a whole page, I don't think you have to use a euphemism for it at that point

— Feb 21, 2024 12:39PM