juno’s Reviews > The Overstory > Status Update

this book is undoubtedly going to be 5/5 stars but the phrase "his meat is a vibrant salmon" is ROUGH like a man just got viscerally pepper-sprayed in the dick for a whole page, I don't think you have to use a euphemism for it at that point

I don't think it was supposed to be funny but the sentence "by chance, nothing in the American arboretum could better suit what baby Charles will grow into: a towering, straight-grained thing whose nuts are so hard you have to smash them with a hammer" is killing me