B*tchy’s Reviews > Redemption > Status Update

I just finished Redemption: a BWWM romance and gave it 3 stars.

Why does he have Scotch stashed all over his house instead of it being stored properly in his bar? Someone is in need of a 12-Step meeting.

I'm truly trying to give Makenna the benefit of the doubt, but she keeps doing the dumbest shit! Who slips their guards?! No sweetie, you utilize them. They are your protection and they run errands. I swear I will never understand faux-bad girls. Just STAHP. And why would you want your dude to be worried like that? Just STUPID. I hope she dies.

See, I want to like this chick, but she's pushing my buttons. I don't like dumb heauxs. Why is she choosing to become a needy bitch when he's about to go off to war? Like, I get that he was a dumb heaux that almost got you killed, but why try to hash out your feels now? Girl, SHUT UP! Just go into the house and STFU or grab your piece and be a ride or die. See, this is why I love Carter.

"Well you and my mom got engaged in the kitchen of my father’s old home, but you two didn’t get married on his grave, now did you? Hell, I mean you were standing in a man’s house that you clearly despised two weeks after his funeral and proposing to his supposedly grieving wife, so having the wedding on his grave would make sense right?”

I'm so torn about this story. This chick keeps saying that she's not impressed by the trappings of wealth, yet she describes items and label drops like a common THOT. I'm so confused. Also, the telling versus showing swings are working my nerves.

His signature fragrance is Passion by Elizabeth Taylor? Next you'll tell me Lucio loved to wear Cool Water, Nautica, or Joop! LULZ. I do love me some Cool Water on a man. #90sproblems

Nothing says stereotypical Italian family more than screaming matches over pasta. Fantastico!