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Jane Turner
is 45% done
Sex in books is like magic: there are rules and consequences, debts to be paid. The only difference is that the rules don’t apply to dudes; being a manwhore is like being a really powerful wizard. Which sure makes me think about Harry Potter in a different light.
— Dec 09, 2015 02:45PM
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Jane Turner
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“What’s that you’re reading?” I glance down to check the title. “Twincest Summer.” “Oh?” He’s trying very hard not to look interested. “With actual…twins?” “Mmm hmm.” “Isn’t that, you know…dirty and wrong?” he says darkly. “Oh no. They’re only step-twins.”
— Dec 09, 2015 12:51PM
Jane Turner
is 21% done
I find an empty seat near the middle and fiddle about in my book bag for my iPad. Critical Thinking for Darren Hayes Lyrics is always half empty; the last professor got sacked for having a torrid affair with a student, so we’re stuck with the temp replacement.
— Dec 09, 2015 12:45PM
Jane Turner
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“Actually, I was talking about therapy,” I say. “Professional help? Nah. Way too logical for any self-respecting romance hero.” I nod sagely. “Fair point.”
— Dec 09, 2015 12:30PM

