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"and she blasts off, like a stick of dynamite that has reached the end of her fuse"
- i think i want to die more now.

some more gems. currently i am in ch7. this is from ch 5

"cmon... let me slide my hands into those panties and play with something tight"
- lets keep in mind they were just discussing how /sad/ it is that his grandma died and wont see him go pro NHL and that his parents may not see it either bc he's been injured so much. i don't understand the
immediate jump to this and i am s c a r e d

chapter 5
"cant you see that im starving for you?"
- GAGS

here are some of my fave bad spots from the book.

dude has a puck in his throat. its a sports book, didn't you catch that? it's about hockey. so ofc it has to be a puck and not a normal sentence like maybe being tongue tied or something.

"Holy fuck, my father is a genius!"

"She stares at my chin.... hard."

how do you stare hard at a chin, tessa? pls explain, i need to know.

i am going to finish it, but omfg.

i have never read a book by this woman and i am one known to blindly choose books out of a one sentence synopsis.. but girl.. tessa.... girl... what are you doing.... please just read some fanfiction or something! it is worlds better than the whiplash of smut you get from this. all of a sudden hearing very smutty language when it was normal for the majority of the beginning is wild! you can't switch it up that fast!

i'm sorry but -

"how can I honestly believe this attraction doesn't run both ways - when i catch her staring at my throat so often i would develop suspicions she was a vampire if we weren't out in broad daylight"

BAHAHAHAHHAHAH
they really be letting anyone write books nowadays... LOL

"toggles his blonde eyebrows"


imsorrywhat