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“Harry should have known better than to spring something like that without telling Arthur and I first. I raised him better."

We LOVE a good Molly and Arthur
Especially when they acknowledge their children are problematic

"Merlin, can you two just have a normal conversation? It's like arguing is some form of foreplay for you two–*not* that I mind, but can we at least wait until we're back home before you start undressing each other to prove a point about how school-aged Draco was a right prick and school-aged Hermione had a bit of a temper."

*snorts*

"Stop it, you're going to ruin it," Draco whispered.
Harry glanced up, his hands freezing at his waist, and he rolled his eyes before smoothing out the fabric. "Yes, *Dad*"
"Keep it up, and I'll make you call me that later," Draco warned, his voice dropping an octave.

SIR

BRUUHHHHHHH
CHEATING ALL AROUND

"I don't know what I feel about him-for him. I… I love you. I *do*, Harry. I love you so much."
"But not enough to not shag Malfoy, clearly. Were you trying to hurt me? Was that what you wanted? Because if so, mission accomplished!"

OOOOOOOOOFFFF

"Harry… Draco and I…. I didn't mean to. I don't even know how it happened."

I can tell you EXACTLY how it happened

“she had cheated on sweet, loving, kind Harry—Harry, who had looked past all her faults, Harry who was willing to risk everything just to fucking pull her back from the brink of her self destruction—“

Yuh

I truly hate the term “manhood”. I understand none of the words are particularly pretty but it just sounds so weird

Oh no. Nevermind. They’re just going to have sex instead. Which is considerably worse. Both are cheating but I mean… damn

BRUUUHHHHHHH
Another kiss you’re not going to tell Harry about?????