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if camilla motherfucking hect has no fans i am dead

‘never work with children’ said the teenager to the other teenager

magnus quinn my beloved, if you and abigail ever break up give me a call

(bo burnham voice) how we feeling out there tonight? yehhhhh i am not feeling good…

orpheus doesn’t look back at his eurydice and STILL doesn’t get to keep her 😭😭😭

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HERE WE GO AGAIN LADS

as IF this is my 8th? 9th? i keep losing count, reread and i am just now, through my tears, discovering there is bonus content at the end???

as IF this is my 8th? 9th? i keep losing count, reread and i am just now, through my tears, discovering there is bonus content at the end???

not to sound like hermes but maybe it will turn out this time?

the more times i read this the more i think scarlett was right about me. i think i would fuck ianthe just to find out.

don’t get me wrong, i’d hate myself for it, before during and after, but i’d still probably do it.