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The following sentient object romance story is a work of fiction and is classified as parody. For legal reasons, the authors are clearly stating that there is no hard evidence that any Republican vice presidential candidate has ever had or desired sexual relations with furniture or oceanic mammals.
Let’s have some fun, folks.
— Jul 28, 2024 07:05PM
Let’s have some fun, folks.
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Kristina
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I never would have thought you could have breeding kink with a couch, but here we are.
— Jul 28, 2024 09:29PM
Kristina
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Dennis was a man now, with a man’s couch to fuck, and by God was he going to.
SOMEONE SEND A PARAMEDIC, I AM DYIIIIIIIING!
— Jul 28, 2024 08:31PM
SOMEONE SEND A PARAMEDIC, I AM DYIIIIIIIING!
