Kristina ’s Reviews > Pushin' Cushions > Status Update

I never would have thought you could have breeding kink with a couch, but here we are.

The dolphin stuff is particularly disturbing. 🐬

The satire is satirin’

The following sentient object romance story is a work of fiction and is classified as parody. For legal reasons, the authors are clearly stating that there is no hard evidence that any Republican vice presidential candidate has ever had or desired sexual relations with furniture or oceanic mammals.

Let’s have some fun, folks.