cheyanne’s Reviews > The Two Towers > Status Update

SHELOBS LAIR SHELOBS LAIR

boil em mash em stick em in a stew

ents are SO COOL and aragorn has gone back into his ranger form. i’m foaming at the mouth

helms deep already and still absolutely nothing about frodo and sam since he left at the end of the fellowship??? i miss those gay little hobbits

i love that treebeard is like “i can tell this meeting of the ents is making you hasty hobbits impatient, here’s a similarly hasty ent who i feel you’ll get along with” and then the hasty ent is like “they call me quickbeam because i once said “yes” to an elder ent before he finished asking his question” lmao