Zana’s Reviews > Pushin' Cushions > Status Update

“Mmm you’re so fucking tight. You want this big cock stretching that virgin seam? Huh? Is that what you want, you dirty little davenport?”

...I need to take a break 😐😐😐

"Oh yeah, this couch wanted to be bred.

In fact, he swore he could hear it begging for him."

But how....

"This was a classy couch, wrapped in buttery soft top grain leather that had just the right amount of texture. The dorm couch had been a habitual fuck of frenzied convenience, some trashy secondhand pleather thing with rips and tears that were practically begging for it."

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"Dennis had adjusted his technique over those years at college, but his carnal love for the couch never waned. [...] Just filthy pleather, filthier fantasies, and pumping endless amounts of cum into the surprisingly absorbent core of his dorm’s communal seating."

Bro what 😐😐😐😐

"[...] FINFUCKERS apparently led to Finance Bro porn, rather than his favorite human-dolphin content creator, FINFUCKERZ. The Z made all the difference."

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"...hatred of cats, hatred of childless women that adopt said cats, s*xual penetration of furniture (flashback and present), divorce, dubc*n, dirty-talking (to a couch), slut-shaming (the same couch), light BDSM (couch spanking)..."