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Tea and Spite
is 5% done
And now I've got scenes of an even more rebellious, teen angst-ridden Harry answering Lockhart's quiz with things like "What is Professor Lockhart's favourite cologne? The smell of his own shite."
Deciding to re-read this series may end up being detrimental to ever getting my own writing done
— Sep 19, 2024 11:52AM
Deciding to re-read this series may end up being detrimental to ever getting my own writing done
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Tea and Spite
is 99% done
God damnit. I want to read the next story but that means putting together the ebook first and I am not nearly awake enough for that
— Sep 20, 2024 08:59PM
Tea and Spite
is 93% done
Fascinating how close LotW came to the concept of obscurials here, given that it was years before Fantastic Beasts was even a thought in anyone's mind
— Sep 20, 2024 08:12PM
Tea and Spite
is 80% done
Not being able to remember what I thought the first time I read this series is annoying. I want to murder Lily, but I can't remember if I did the first time too or if I was just confused as to what the fuck was going on
— Sep 20, 2024 06:16PM
Tea and Spite
is 49% done
Seriously, melodramatic twin brother who would fit perfectly in this AU...and slightly more realistic, over everything Harry who is constantly just staring at him and going "We're not on Coronation Street. Why are you like this?"
— Sep 20, 2024 09:43AM
Tea and Spite
is 35% done
Oh ffs you little prick, it's just a fucking quidditch match. One of you was always going to lose.
— Sep 19, 2024 08:51PM
Tea and Spite
is 30% done
Accidentally neglected, completely over everything Harry and a twin brother who's just as embarrassingly earnest as Connor. "You're going to catch me and stop me? Are you Batman? Go to bed, idiot."
— Sep 19, 2024 06:49PM
Tea and Spite
is 26% done
For someone who goes on about how Gryffindor is full of saints, Connor really is a manipulative little fuck. He could use a solid smack to teach him not to use people's kindness and loyalty against them
— Sep 19, 2024 06:40PM
Tea and Spite
is 14% done
I keep having to put this down because I can see the cringe coming. Can't wait until somewhere around book 4 when Harry stops being quite so idiotic
— Sep 19, 2024 03:40PM
Tea and Spite
is 11% done
The melodrama of much of the dialogue in this series fits with the particular genre it's going for but my god is it fucking cringe sometimes
— Sep 19, 2024 01:16PM
Tea and Spite
is 10% done
I can't wait until I'm far enough into the series that Gryffindor is slightly less full of self righteous pricks. Connor is annoying, but he's 12 years old. There's really no excuse for Sirius and James
— Sep 19, 2024 01:11PM
