Ethan the Bibliophile’s Reviews > Rhythm of War > Status Update

ONE MORE CHAPTER GUYSSS 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

(taking a short break to watch Godfather 3, but WE FINISHING THIS PUPPY TONIGHTTTTTT)

6ish months (I honestly forget) and it's allllll about to wrap up.

Wish me luck

YALL I'M ON THE EDGE OF MY SEAT

MY NAILS DUN GETTING CHEWWWEEED

Dear Moash,

I hope you rot in the coldest, deepest, darkest pit of hell, and may your soul never feel peace or ease,

-Ethan

I'll finish this book eventually, right?

... right?

(Crap's boutta hit the fan 🤞🤞💀💀)

Me when I get to page 1,000 after so many months of reading:

😄👍😄👍😄👍😄👍😄👍😄👍

Me when I read chapter 93:

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

I knew it's been a while since I last updated, but I had no clue it was 500 pages ago??? 💀💀

So hi, yes, I'm still alive, and hi, yes, we're going on like month 5 I think of me reading this.

😁😁 I'm dying inside

Shadesmar 😱😱😱💀💀💀😳😳😳😁😁😁🔥🔥🔥👍👍👍💀💀💀⚫⚫⚫⚫⚫ (this is supposed to be one of the small beads)🔥🔥🔥💙💙💙🔥🔥🔥😬😬😬😱😱😱💀💀💀

Can we appreciate for a second how spot-on perfect Sanderson's metal health representation is? It shines brighter in this book than any of the others.

Also, super epic Vasher conversation. I was suspecting all these Warbreaker tie-ins but I couldn't be sure and OUCH I HAVE A SUNBURN ON MY ANKLE

Dear, Mr Moash....

Die please

I love it