Heather Wassing’s Reviews > Beartown > Status Update

Some days you wake up blissfully unaware that the world is about to change. Some days the only thing anybody in a small town has going for them is the outcome of a junior hockey game. Some days there are a hundred people with complex lives all thinking trite, homogenous thoughts about the grand Swedish human experience unison. Especially in Beartown.

*Makes furious jerking-off motion*

Home stretch, at least?

Other than a VERY TRIGGERING page about being a hockey parent, this is as entertaining as sitting alone.

Hate it.

Struggle, struggle, struggle. I can't stand the cadence of Nordic language translated into English. And the repetition! Give me strength.