Status Update

Yuling is 26% done

you know how people online sometimes say that they’re delulu? well, philip ii is like that too. with god

— Oct 22, 2024 04:51PM

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Yuling’s Previous Updates

Yuling is 44% done

now i just feel bad for don carlos man. like wow. if only philip didn’t MARRY his COUSIN, MAYBE he wouldn’t have been so screwed

— Nov 03, 2024 07:14PM

Yuling is 41% done

phillip's sons keep dying yet he still insists on "not wanting to marry foreigners" and marrying a habsburg instead. my guy. why do you think your sons are so sickly. if the pope won't sit this man down for a talk on the consequences of inbreeding i will

— Nov 01, 2024 07:46AM

Yuling is 38% done

gotta love habsburg inbreeding bc wtf do you mean your sister is also your mother-in-law

— Oct 31, 2024 08:12AM

Yuling is 33% done

THAT’S WHO DON JOHN IS????

— Oct 27, 2024 02:45PM

Yuling is 20% done

this guy is the opposite of a finance bro and it’s hilarious

— Aug 01, 2024 01:35AM

Yuling is 17% done

on this day i am thankful i am not philip for reason: it would suck to have a dad who is constantly abroad but still uses the people close to you to monitor your sex life like a hawk. also he keeps begging you for money for his wars the kingdom cannot afford

— Jul 31, 2024 07:50AM