Yuling’s Reviews > Imprudent King: A New Life of Philip II > Status Update

phillip's sons keep dying yet he still insists on "not wanting to marry foreigners" and marrying a habsburg instead. my guy. why do you think your sons are so sickly. if the pope won't sit this man down for a talk on the consequences of inbreeding i will

gotta love habsburg inbreeding bc wtf do you mean your sister is also your mother-in-law

THAT’S WHO DON JOHN IS????

you know how people online sometimes say that they’re delulu? well, philip ii is like that too. with god

this guy is the opposite of a finance bro and it’s hilarious

on this day i am thankful i am not philip for reason: it would suck to have a dad who is constantly abroad but still uses the people close to you to monitor your sex life like a hawk. also he keeps begging you for money for his wars the kingdom cannot afford