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the amount of grown men who hit on this child.. we need to start killing people

every day i see people lament boring protagonists and women not being allowed to be funny in fiction and every day i thank god for valkyrie cain.

""'I know not?" Why do religious freaks talk like this? It's always religious freaks and villains.'"

"'You helped make me the man I am today.'" LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

"'I want to apologize for my friend. He's not very bright, and he's a bit of a homophobe.'" this scene is so iconic to me like in a just world kitana would be the poster child for misplaced allyship

"Skulduggery's face grimaced." obsessed with how she describes him sometimes

"It's the two of you against the world. But that's not what you need. You need him with his finger on the trigger and the gun to your head." this speech with the way val and steph are sitting in the dark and after stephanie does the "you can lie to yourself but you can't lie to me" im on the fucking floor why is every other scene in this goddamn series the most striking atmospheric scene of all time

"She didn't tell Skulduggery that. It wasn't that she didn't think he'd understand--it was that he'd understand all too well. And Valkyrie didn't want that."

she doesn't want to think about both him being as bad as her and her being as bad as him!!! and she buries it and buries it and buries it and swears she's not scared but she's terrified of him and of herself!!! wheres my person-hit-by-a-car emoji

love love love when skulduggery goes #girldad on valkyrie and ruins her day

"We may not be scientist-smart, but we're smart in other ways. We're street-smart is what we are."
"And what street is that, exactly?"
"Probably one of the dumber ones to be honest."