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"But Maximus, your man tortured my hair designer."

I can't with this book

"My existence is the axis of your existence."

The way I gagged 🤮🤮

"He believes no desserts should be allowed past the age of ten for young men. It's not masculine."

Bro I- 💀💀

"What do you think everyone's taxes fund? Military genocides."

Ah, a tale as old as time... (imperialist's version)

Chimpanzee cutlets?? 🤢🤢

"Most have already destroyed a majority of their tear glands by the age of twelve."

How does this even work???? Wtf

This book is straight up Walmart Hunger Games

"my little brother, Buckthorn"

BUCKTHORN????

"sleep, kitten" 🤮🤮🤮

This is so bad I'd rather be reading a romantasy