Status Update

Zana is 37% done

"Most have already destroyed a majority of their tear glands by the age of twelve."

How does this even work???? Wtf

— Feb 01, 2025 04:54PM

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Zana is 81% done

"But Maximus, your man tortured my hair designer."

I can't with this book

— Feb 06, 2025 12:27PM

Zana is 71% done

"My existence is the axis of your existence."

The way I gagged 🤮🤮

— Feb 05, 2025 06:11PM

Zana is 70% done

"He believes no desserts should be allowed past the age of ten for young men. It's not masculine."

Bro I- 💀💀

— Feb 05, 2025 06:10PM

Zana is 66% done

"What do you think everyone's taxes fund? Military genocides."

Ah, a tale as old as time... (imperialist's version)

— Feb 05, 2025 04:55PM

Zana is 62% done

Chimpanzee cutlets?? 🤢🤢

— Feb 03, 2025 07:34PM

Zana is 16% done

This book is straight up Walmart Hunger Games

— Jan 30, 2025 11:06PM

Zana is 13% done

"my little brother, Buckthorn"

BUCKTHORN????

— Jan 28, 2025 08:52PM

Zana is 12% done

I can't get over "General Maximus Størmbane" 😑😑😑😑😑

— Jan 28, 2025 08:48PM

Zana is 10% done

"sleep, kitten" 🤮🤮🤮

— Jan 27, 2025 10:24PM

Zana is 9% done

This is so bad I'd rather be reading a romantasy

— Jan 27, 2025 10:21PM

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