Mara Frost > Quotes

“I guess we’re pretty lucky that we can’t give each other alien STD’s or babies, huh?” And THAT, folks, is why I’m still single. I’d like to blame the fermented tree sap, but I think we all know that I just have a horrible case of foot-in-mouth disease. It might even be lethal.”
― Mara Frost, Saved

“Good job, Big Blue, you’re an advanced alien race and you’ve just beaten a defenseless human woman. Take a bow.”
― Mara Frost, Captured

“You fuckers!!” I scream. I look around for something to grab to protect myself with and the only thing that I can find within immediate arm’s reach makes my heart drop. A spork. A spork? Alright, a spork. I reach for the spork and hold on to it like it’s the deadliest weapon in the universe. And for a brief second, the alien actually looks a little taken aback. Like he’s unsure of what I’m holding and thinks it might actually be a deadly weapon. I’ll take it. “What? You’re afraid of a spork? That’s right, asshole! I’ll stab you to death with it and then scoop your heart out and eat it for dinner!”
― Mara Frost, Captured

“Yes, we’ve already been…intimate…and yes, he might have given me the most erotic experience of my life, but that doesn’t mean that we’re not in that awkward situation where we’ve had amazing sex, but we have no idea how or if we should acknowledge it or not. Good to see aliens aren’t immune to the frustrating male/female dynamics that have plagued my entire life. Yay.”
― Mara Frost, Saved

“you know what they say about making plans – don’t bother because aliens will abduct you.”
― Mara Frost, Captured

“clearly teasing me by being the sexiest man in the universe, but acting like a cocky asshole by not ripping off my clothes immediately and just fucking my brains out.”
― Mara Frost, Saved