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Ari Bach

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Science Fiction, Young Adult, Gay and Lesbian

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Ari Bach runs a blog devoted to the Valhalla series at http://the-walrus-squad.tumblr.com/

Ari’s artwork can be found online at http://aribach.deviantart.com/.

Ari also runs a webcomic at http://www.twistedjenius.com/Snail-Fa... and has a Tarot deck at http://surrealist.tarotsmith.net/.

But Ari is probably best known for the humor blog “Facts-I-Just-Made-Up” at http://facts-i-just-made-up.tumblr.com/. ...more

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	Valhalla (Valhalla, #1) 4.10 avg rating — 803 ratings — published 2010 — 10 editions	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	Ragnarök (Valhalla, #2) 4.18 avg rating — 244 ratings — published 2014 — 5 editions	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	Guðsríki (Valhalla, #3) 4.20 avg rating — 158 ratings — published 2015 — 3 editions	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	The Millennial King 4.33 avg rating — 9 ratings	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	Valhalla [7/25/2016] Ari Bach 0.00 avg rating — 0 ratings	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	Gudsriki (Valhalla) by Ari Bach (2015-10-29) 0.00 avg rating — 0 ratings	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
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	Encyclopedia Bullshitica: a collection of facts-i-just-made-up 0.00 avg rating — 0 ratings	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
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“Religion is a disease, a social cancer. It is the afterbirth of intelligence, of thought itself.”
― Ari Bach, Valhalla

tags: religion

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“Obviously, they were not to torture anyone for their own pleasure unless the fucker just totally deserved it.”
― Ari Bach, Valhalla

tags: torture

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“Even impaled on a spear, he was confident he could - suddenly he was impaled on a spear.”
― Ari Bach, Ragnarök

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“Religion is a disease, a social cancer. It is the afterbirth of intelligence, of thought itself.”
― Ari Bach, Valhalla

tags: religion

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“Obviously, they were not to torture anyone for their own pleasure unless the fucker just totally deserved it.”
― Ari Bach, Valhalla

tags: torture

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“last year he managed to disguise himself as an industrial food blender to avoid detection during a recent raid.”
― Ari Bach, Valhalla

tags: spy

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“I am Hellhammer!” shouted a giant, imposing man in black armor.
“And I’m Heckmallet,” said a petite woman with a squeaky voice.”
― Ari Bach, Valhalla

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“Even impaled on a spear, he was confident he could - suddenly he was impaled on a spear.”
― Ari Bach, Ragnarök

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