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New Bumpkinton Story!
I can officially announce that my new Bumpkinton short story will be released on 12th December 2014 and will be called Albert's Christmas!
The story will delve more into the life of the village tramp, Albert Scatterhorn.
Here's the blurb:
There’s a Christmas crisis in Bumpkinton.
The clock is ticking and Fathers Whitworth O’Grady and Harrison Stawker are running out of time to find someone for a very special job. As they race around the inaugural Christmas Markets looking for the right man to fill some very big black boots, their search is thwarted at every turn by protests, flirty florists and a vindictive journalist.
As all hope seems lost, someone steps forward to save Christmas . Someone they did not expect…
You can find out more on my website: www.matthewdrzymala.com
There you will also find the exclusive front cover!
If you're a fan of cosy humour then you'll enjoy my Bumpkinton stories :)
Matthew Drzymala
The story will delve more into the life of the village tramp, Albert Scatterhorn.
Here's the blurb:
There’s a Christmas crisis in Bumpkinton.
The clock is ticking and Fathers Whitworth O’Grady and Harrison Stawker are running out of time to find someone for a very special job. As they race around the inaugural Christmas Markets looking for the right man to fill some very big black boots, their search is thwarted at every turn by protests, flirty florists and a vindictive journalist.
As all hope seems lost, someone steps forward to save Christmas . Someone they did not expect…
You can find out more on my website: www.matthewdrzymala.com
There you will also find the exclusive front cover!
If you're a fan of cosy humour then you'll enjoy my Bumpkinton stories :)
Matthew Drzymala
Published on October 18, 2014 05:34
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Listen to me live on radio tonight! (20th June 2016)
Hi All
Just a brief update to say I will be appearing on radio this evening talking about my book, The Bumpkinton Tales: Volume One.
It's on Mersey Radio at 20:15 GMT approx.
You don't need to live in Liverpool to listen in as it's available online, to find out more just visit my website and you listen to my dulcet tones!
www.matthewdrzymala.com
If you miss it and would like to listen I believe a You Tube video of the show will be posted later this week.
The Bumpkinton Tales: Volume One
Just a brief update to say I will be appearing on radio this evening talking about my book, The Bumpkinton Tales: Volume One.
It's on Mersey Radio at 20:15 GMT approx.
You don't need to live in Liverpool to listen in as it's available online, to find out more just visit my website and you listen to my dulcet tones!
www.matthewdrzymala.com
If you miss it and would like to listen I believe a You Tube video of the show will be posted later this week.
The Bumpkinton Tales: Volume One
Published on June 20, 2016 02:39
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Latest Novel News
Writing a novel is long, arduous and often infuriating. Which is probably an odd thing to say when you realise I've never released a novel.
I'm in the middle of the 3rd draft of one but I do have experience before my current WIP. I started a novel in 2011 and it still sits bereft on my laptop, waiting to breathed back into life.
It was messy and complicated and I couldn't get it to do what I wanted. So I decided to make the main character younger and I'm currently thinking of shorter stories with him in, with the novel pushed back for as long as possible.
I'm not a writer who will say it's all exciting, it's not, it's a tough thing to do and with my current work in progress, The Fantastical Gregory Shortbread, I wanted to give myself as much time as possible to get it right. Halfway through draft 3 it's still nowhere in sight of being completed, which is fine.
There are gaping holes and parts I have changed through it being a better idea, which now disjoints latter parts of the book. I am enjoying the task and scared shitless at the same time.
The novel will be the first in my Bumpkinton Tales Series, which so far consists of 5 short stories and novellas. The novel as it stands centre's on a number of characters, mostly Gregory Shortbread and Father Whitworth O'Grady, yet it rarely touches on the named character until around Chapter 12. Other than a few early chapters, he's virtually absent for 8 chapters or so.
Why did I decide to do that? Well, I have no idea. Maybe I'll work him in more earlier on once I have an idea that works. It's a process. I am hoping to release it in 2017. It could even be 2018, 3 years after my original plan of 2015.
To be honest, in 2015 it was meant to be novella length, before I changed my mind. With every draft it does take shape. I've just had to include a character I added at the end of the book who mentioned things I'd never written. Now I've just written the events mentioned at the end that never previously existed.
Crazy, eh?
I'll plough on though. Draft 4 should be where the story really pulls together and it may need another draft or two following that.
So, if you're interested in checking out what the Bumpkinton stories are all about then they#re available now from Amazon, Kobo, Smashwords, Waterstones and Barnes & Noble.
Here's the Amazon link: http://relinks.me/B01FMPN2SE
The stories are humorous with a lot of heart and a touch of pathos.
For me, for now, it's back to the novel, working out just how it's all going to work. I'll figure it out, even if it takes me the rest of the year!
The Bumpkinton Tales: Volume One
I'm in the middle of the 3rd draft of one but I do have experience before my current WIP. I started a novel in 2011 and it still sits bereft on my laptop, waiting to breathed back into life.
It was messy and complicated and I couldn't get it to do what I wanted. So I decided to make the main character younger and I'm currently thinking of shorter stories with him in, with the novel pushed back for as long as possible.
I'm not a writer who will say it's all exciting, it's not, it's a tough thing to do and with my current work in progress, The Fantastical Gregory Shortbread, I wanted to give myself as much time as possible to get it right. Halfway through draft 3 it's still nowhere in sight of being completed, which is fine.
There are gaping holes and parts I have changed through it being a better idea, which now disjoints latter parts of the book. I am enjoying the task and scared shitless at the same time.
The novel will be the first in my Bumpkinton Tales Series, which so far consists of 5 short stories and novellas. The novel as it stands centre's on a number of characters, mostly Gregory Shortbread and Father Whitworth O'Grady, yet it rarely touches on the named character until around Chapter 12. Other than a few early chapters, he's virtually absent for 8 chapters or so.
Why did I decide to do that? Well, I have no idea. Maybe I'll work him in more earlier on once I have an idea that works. It's a process. I am hoping to release it in 2017. It could even be 2018, 3 years after my original plan of 2015.
To be honest, in 2015 it was meant to be novella length, before I changed my mind. With every draft it does take shape. I've just had to include a character I added at the end of the book who mentioned things I'd never written. Now I've just written the events mentioned at the end that never previously existed.
Crazy, eh?
I'll plough on though. Draft 4 should be where the story really pulls together and it may need another draft or two following that.
So, if you're interested in checking out what the Bumpkinton stories are all about then they#re available now from Amazon, Kobo, Smashwords, Waterstones and Barnes & Noble.
Here's the Amazon link: http://relinks.me/B01FMPN2SE
The stories are humorous with a lot of heart and a touch of pathos.
For me, for now, it's back to the novel, working out just how it's all going to work. I'll figure it out, even if it takes me the rest of the year!
The Bumpkinton Tales: Volume One
Published on July 27, 2016 08:38
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BUMPKINTON BANNER REVEAL
Well, my original plan as I type was to be writing more of my novel, The Fantastical Gregory Shortbread, and leaving this reveal until tomorrow. However, with my brain churning out nothing but a turgid mess I decided to bring it forward. Recently I met up with my friend Anna and mentioned about how I [...]
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Published on July 28, 2016 04:30
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CELEBRATE OCTOBER WITH FREE BOOKS
Interested in Bumpkinton but unsure whether to jump in and find out what it’s all about? No worries, I have … Continue reading
Published on October 02, 2016 09:01
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WHAT’S THAT ON YOUR BOOKSHELF? OH, IT’S MY BOOKS!
Rightly, or wrongly my eBooks have only been available to put on you Kindle bookshelf… until now! At last, I … Continue reading
Published on November 08, 2016 05:20
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Albert's Christmas - FREE downlaod until 10th December
Part 4 of my Bumpkinton Tales series available to download for free from Amazon until 10th December 2016.
It's full of fun, quirky characters but full of heart.
There's a Christmas crisis in Bumpkinton and Fathers O'Grady and Stawker need somebody to fill some very big black boots.
With time running out somebody steps forward. Somebody they did not expect...
My story, Albert's Christmas, is FREE until 10th December 2016.
It's part of my Bumpkinton Tales comedy book series.
it's packed with quirky characters and has a lot of fun and heart to it.
Hope you enjoy it:
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Alberts-Chri...
It's full of fun, quirky characters but full of heart.
There's a Christmas crisis in Bumpkinton and Fathers O'Grady and Stawker need somebody to fill some very big black boots.
With time running out somebody steps forward. Somebody they did not expect...
My story, Albert's Christmas, is FREE until 10th December 2016.
It's part of my Bumpkinton Tales comedy book series.
it's packed with quirky characters and has a lot of fun and heart to it.
Hope you enjoy it:
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Alberts-Chri...
Published on December 06, 2016 00:46
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The Fantastical Gregory Shortbread - Buy Your Book Today!
It’s time to celebrate, for The Fantastical Gregory Shortbread is available from today to dazzle and entertain you!
Today, 10th March is Shortbread Day, or as it’s known in Bumpkinton: Sara Hawthorne Day.
Sara who?
You’ll see.
As you celebrate the arrival of a theatrical genius, the villagers have never heard of him, but they have heard of Sara Hawthorne.
How is she important?
And what does she mean to Amelia Goose?
And speaking of Amelia…
What the flippin’ hell has happened to her voice?
All these questions and more, such as:
Who is Gregory Shortbread?
Where did he get his red sequin jacket, and
What on earth is that hanging on the wall in the Bumpkinton Rectory?
will be answered today.
It has been three years in the writing, and I hope you all love revisiting Bumpkinton again. The thing I have loved about expanding the village into a novel is that it gives the characters a chance to breathe.
To me, a novel helps to make characters more three-dimensional. We get into the minds of Father Whitworth O’Grady, Amelia Goose, Marjorie Fairfax and Father Harrison Stawker more than ever before.
We see how Amelia sees the world. Is she as bad as she’s been made out to be? Or is the rest of the village the problem?
You’ll also meet the much mentioned but never before seen Farmer Paterson.
Oh, and I’ll answer a secret that Chief Inspector Bertram Elderflower has been hiding in plain sight, but nobody in the village has been remotely aware of.
Intrigued?
I hope so.
Pick up your copy today and celebrate with a bit of Parsley!
Parsley? What?
You’ll see…
And stay tuned for an exciting Bumpkinton competition coming this week!
Buy The Fantastical Gregory Shortbread
Until next time,
Matthew
Today, 10th March is Shortbread Day, or as it’s known in Bumpkinton: Sara Hawthorne Day.
Sara who?
You’ll see.
As you celebrate the arrival of a theatrical genius, the villagers have never heard of him, but they have heard of Sara Hawthorne.
How is she important?
And what does she mean to Amelia Goose?
And speaking of Amelia…
What the flippin’ hell has happened to her voice?
All these questions and more, such as:
Who is Gregory Shortbread?
Where did he get his red sequin jacket, and
What on earth is that hanging on the wall in the Bumpkinton Rectory?
will be answered today.
It has been three years in the writing, and I hope you all love revisiting Bumpkinton again. The thing I have loved about expanding the village into a novel is that it gives the characters a chance to breathe.
To me, a novel helps to make characters more three-dimensional. We get into the minds of Father Whitworth O’Grady, Amelia Goose, Marjorie Fairfax and Father Harrison Stawker more than ever before.
We see how Amelia sees the world. Is she as bad as she’s been made out to be? Or is the rest of the village the problem?
You’ll also meet the much mentioned but never before seen Farmer Paterson.
Oh, and I’ll answer a secret that Chief Inspector Bertram Elderflower has been hiding in plain sight, but nobody in the village has been remotely aware of.
Intrigued?
I hope so.
Pick up your copy today and celebrate with a bit of Parsley!
Parsley? What?
You’ll see…
And stay tuned for an exciting Bumpkinton competition coming this week!
Buy The Fantastical Gregory Shortbread
Until next time,
Matthew
Published on March 14, 2018 08:09
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