Comedy Gold Quotes

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Louise Blackwick
“People with beards are just people without beards, with beards.”
Louise Blackwick, 5 Stars

Louise Blackwick
“They traversed the lounge, side-stepping the occasional onanist and paying no heed to the slack-jawed, giggling addicts. A few feet away, a young woman had put her tattooed posterior on display. Aurora noticed her tattoos were dynamic, changing like a slideshow each time her bottom was slapped.”
Louise Blackwick, 5 Stars

“Roadwork ahead? Ah, yeah, I sure hope it does.”
Drew Gooden

“We needed something madder. Bigger. Dumber. A jaunt to the main vein.”
Tom Cartledge, SaddleSore: From England to India