Humorous Inspirational Quotes

Quotes tagged as "humorous-inspirational" Showing 1-22 of 22
“what you know
and don’t deny that
you don’t know
and knowing this
you know
what and why
you don’t know.
Right?”
Jennifer Hillman, "Words of the Heart"

“Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Don't, and the world laughs at you.”
Fakeer Ishavardas

“You know you have succeeded as a parent when you find yourself taking advice from your children.”
Raymond C. Nolan

“Well... that's how the meatball bounces.”
Sebastian Rubertone

Marc  Marcel
“I have never felt at a disadvantage. If anything, I am privileged. I am living. I'm sure there are a whole lot of dead folks that would want to trade places.”
Marc Marcel

Marc  Marcel
“The truth isn’t meant to be pretty, that’s for beauty pageants.”
Marc Marcel

“The artist *IS!* ... All others are *NOT*...”
Beatnik character at the beginnning of Roger Corman's A Bucket of Blood

A.J. DeJong
“The pen can be just as dangerous as a sword... At least while walking.”
A.J. DeJong

Christian  Michael
“Leaders are ultimately there to oversee. You will find many who should do this or that. Let them do it; give them your support and authority. Don't forget to give them the credit later.”
Christian Michael

“I'm joking when I say I'm the grand-pop of those claiming to be an avatar-messiah or god. But if they're serious, then, I am who I am.”
Fakeer Ishavardas

“I'm going to start a religion in the name of my pal up there, Mr. NOT. I am going to call it nuttism. All nuts are welcome. And by that I mean you all, following every other nutty ism.”
Fakeer Ishavardas

“Before people begin to give advice they should first learn how to take it.”
Raymond C Nolan

James Hauenstein
“Don't be afraid of change. You can still buy gum with it!”
James Hauenstein

“When life gives you lemons, make apple cider! You aren’t limited to making lemonade.”
Michaëlla Tadros

“She learned that her best adventures were right at home with her mom and dad.”
Shelley Riehl, "SPHINX," THE ADVENTURE CAT!

“A winner never quits, quitters never win, but if you never win and never quit. Then my friend you are just stupid”
Someone You've Probably Never Heard Of

“Always Remember, GAME IS GAME.”
LIFE AND SCARS

Caz Luan
“Have you ever seen a sunrise while eating cheese and being wrapped in a tortilla blanket?”
Caz Luan, Whiskey Art & Heart: A Romcom of a whiskey drinking artist who experiences a little more suspense than expected.

Sakura Black
“look ‘em in the eye as you knee ‘em in the balls.”
Sakura Black