Sexual Organs Quotes

“For a guy, nothing is sexier than a girl who craves his little guy and can’t keep her hands off of it… because this is exactly the way he feels about your ladyparts whether he’s groping them like a savage or quietly watching TV next to you.”
― Roberto Hogue, Real Secrets of Sex: A Women's Guide on How to Be Good in Bed

“Society says "Don't talk about sex, just do it”
― Bangambiki Habyarimana, The Great Pearl of Wisdom

“I refuse to have my vagina photographed because I have no
interest in being desired on the basis of its appearance. It has
taken me decades to appreciate its power and beauty, and not
merely because it birthed a child. Responsive to tenderness and
the source of a luminous ecstasy, my vagina has enabled me to
transcend an otherwise limited sense of self. I feel no need to
make it conform to another’s aesthetic or have it applauded by
strangers.”
― Antonella Gambotto-Burke

“You see, the penis, it's so graceless, wouldn't you agree? When it's cold and shrivelled up, it looks like W.H. Auden in his old age; when it's hot, it flops and dangles about in a ridiculous way; when it's excited, it looks so pained and earnest you'd think it was going to burst into tears. And the scrotum! To think that something so vital to the survival of the species, fully responsible for 50 per cent of the ingredients--though none of the work--should hang freely from the body in a tiny, defenceless bag of skin. One whack, one bite, one paw-scratch--and it's just the right level, too, for your average animal, a dog, a lion, a sabre-tooth tiger--and that's it, end of story. Don't you think it should get better protection? Behind some bone, for example, like us? What could be better than our nicely tapered entrance? It's discreet and stylish, everything is cleverly and compactly encased in the body, with nothing hanging out within easy reach of a closing subway door, there's a neat triangle of hair above it, like a road sign, should you lose your way--it's perfect. The penis is just such a lousy design. It's pre-Scandinavian. Pre-Bauhaus, even.”
― Yann Martel, Self

“If you want to know about sex don't ask your parents. They don't have any and know nothing about it. Find out yourself”
― Bangambiki Habyarimana, The Great Pearl of Wisdom

“Did you know that female hyenas have dicks too?" I asked.

"Oh no, not the hyenas again."

In the gloom, I heard his curiosity in spite of the complaint, and I kept going.

"Well, they have a penis-shaped clitoris that mimics a dick. They even have a false scrotum."

"Balls?"

"Yep."

"Hyenas are trans."

"Don't even think about saying that outside this room.”
― Mariana Enríquez, A Sunny Place for Shady People

“Sex is too sweet to speak about, you must only do it”
― Bangambiki Habyarimana, The Great Pearl of Wisdom

“You're going to be the president of your frat," Daddy had told him. Dylan considered this honor, then dropped his pants and screamed, "Look at my penis!" "See, you're halfway there," Daddy had said.”
― Gary Shteyngart, Vera, or Faith