Snarky Quotes Quotes

“Yeah, cause that would be a smart choice. So, I should just forget about the whole lying to me thing when you pronounce you will never do it again?”
“Yes.”
“You’d have a better chance getting a donkey to shit gold.”
― Elizabeth J. Kolodziej, Witch Devotions

“My inner goddess confirms that staring at a beautiful/rich/powerful face is the basis of True Love.”
― Jess C. Scott, My Inner Goddess

“That's about as effective as a windshield wiper on a goat's ass.”
― Denise Tompkins

“It was if the devil himself had devised the perfect earthly torture for Lady Alicia Lawrence. “Now how will I occupy myself when I get to hell?”
― Celeste Bradley, Seducing the Spy

“Language is a wonderful thing. It can be used to express thoughts, to conceal thoughts, but more often, to replace thinking.”
― Kelly Fordyce