Sohang Chopra

“How exactly have you managed to spend your entire career until now pretending to be a nice person?”
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“It is not a complex problem to appear nice to people! You identify the most popular targets in each of your classes, learn what they value about themselves, and give them a minimum of three relevant compliments each week. So long as they think you are agreeable, others will follow their lead.”
― Naomi Novik, The Last Graduate

“The number of errors in code correlates strongly with the amount of code and the complexity of the code.”
― Bjarne Stroustrup, Tour of C++, A

“Plenty of people like to bray and moan about how revenge will just leave you feeling more empty inside, and retribution will only lead to more suffering. You know what? Screw ’em. Sometimes nothing tastes better than a nice meaty serving of petty vengeance.”
― Hiyodori, The Lowest Healer and the Highest Mage

“When you speak the future, you shape the future.”
― Naomi Novik, The Golden Enclaves