Sascha V

“Your art…” I gaped at the field of white. “There was a lovely portrait of me—right there.”

I get offended whenever art is damaged, especially if that art features me.”
― Rick Riordan, The Hidden Oracle

“You live your entire life trapped in a sack of meat, unable to enjoy simple pleasures”
― Rick Riordan, The Hidden Oracle

“Oh, dear reader, it was hard to yell such words at my own handsome visage, but I did. Such was my courage.”
― Rick Riordan, The Hidden Oracle

“When in doubt, I usually assumed the conversation was about me.”
― Rick Riordan, The Hidden Oracle