Uma Kumarapuram

“Warm-hearted! I should think he has to wear asbestos vests!”
― P.G. Wodehouse, The Inimitable Jeeves

“A man's subconscious self is not the ideal companion. It lurks for the greater part of his life in some dark den of its own, hidden away, and emerges only to taunt and deride and increase the misery of a miserable hour.”
― P.G. Wodehouse, The Adventures of Sally

“In your walks about London you will sometimes see bent, haggard figures that look as if they had recently been caught in some powerful machinery. They are those fellows who got mixed up with Catsmeat when he was meaning well.”
― P.G. Wodehouse, The Mating Season

“A man who has spent most of his adult life trying out a series of patent medicines is always an optimist.”
― P.G. Wodehouse, The Most of P.G. Wodehouse