Jackie

“A friend said to me, “Hey you need to grow a pair. Grow a pair, Bro.” It’s when someone calls you weak, but they associate it with a lack of testicles. Which is weird, because testicles are the most sensitive things in the world. If you suddenly just grew a pair, you’d be a lot more vulnerable. If you want to be tough, you should lose a pair. If you want to be real tough, you should grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding.”
― Sheng Wang

“[Jellyfish] are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful.”
― Karl Pilkington

“Men…have had the vanity to pretend that the whole creation was made for them, whilst in reality the whole creation does not suspect their existence.”
― Joan Konner, The Atheist's Bible: An Illustrious Collection of Irreverent Thoughts

“Books are no more threatened by Kindle than stairs by elevators.”
― Stephen Fry