John Adkins

“[In an interview when asked about becoming a fantasy creature] You know, it might be fun to be Sanguinarius Meyerii (better known as “sparklers”). They have all of the vampire superpowers and almost none of the weaknesses: no burning up in sunlight, no vulnerability to garlic, etc. As for my demise, I have no idea what you’re talking about. Once I get this kind of power, I’m planning to live forever. It’s the only way I’ll catch up on my reading!”
― Jim C. Hines

“Instead of Debbie Does Dallas, we get Gandalf Guts Goblins.”
― Jim C. Hines

“Any factual errors that remain are entirely the fault of Bob, who snuck into the offices at DAW to try to sabotage my book. I hate that guy.”
― Jim C. Hines, Libriomancer

“I have seen John Scalzi's pose-off picture. There are no words. There is only inarticulate whimpering.”
― Jim C. Hines