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Gratification in Gluttony (Passing Through Cafe, #2)

by Nik Knight

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May 31, 2026 03:18AM

Chris’s Quotes

“I winked at myself in the mirror and then realized that’s what douchebags did, so I vowed to never do it again. I”
― T.J. Klune, The Lightning-Struck Heart

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“You just stay in there, you uncooperative fuckers. This is why they have stores, so we don’t have to make our own clothes like some damn sheep farming craft bitch.”
― Alexa Land, The Distance

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“You’re a talking unicorn,” I said. “Sometimes when you poop, it comes out as rainbows and smells like cookies. There is nothing subtle about you.”
― T.J. Klune, The Lightning-Struck Heart

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“How is that weird?” Dark the First asked incredulously. “Literally everyone does it. Literally.”
“I really wish you’d stop saying literally,” Dark the Second said. “I literally don’t think you understand what that word means.”
― T.J. Klune, The Lightning-Struck Heart

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“Gary, why Sam sweating?”
“Well you see, my dear Tiggy. When a boy loves another boy very much, it makes him awkward and have feelings in his penis and mmmphh!”
“Sam, why you use magic and glue Gary’s mouth shut?”
“Is that what that was? Gosh! I just thought I was singing to myself!”
“MMMMPH!”
― T.J. Klune, The Lightning-Struck Heart

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