Nix Buttons

“Why did you tell her I’m your boyfriend?” Adam frowned. “Because telling her that you’re the son of one of my murder victims and we’re together because I happened to get off with you this morning sounded like a mouthful.”
― Onley James, Unhinged

“Ric placed his elbows on his desk and rested his chin in the palms of his hand.
"So, let me sum up - we've got one vote for total annihilation and one vote for forcing them to join the hockey team. Am I correct?"
"Yes," both females replied.”
― Shelly Laurenston, Hot and Badgered

“I suppose you only date Irishmen?"
"Before you... I had a typewriter and - one night stands."
"Don't feel bad, most of my relationships have ended in murder.”
― Missouri Dalton

“You called demons to help you. That doesn’t bother you? That they’re evil?”
“Evil? What makes you think they’re evil?” Keeley asked, truly confused.
She pointed her sword. “Flames. They all have flames instead of eyes! That doesn’t bother you?”
“As long as I don’t put my hands right on their faces, I—”
“That’s not what I mean!”
― G.A. Aiken, The Blacksmith Queen