“So, the Scarlet Avenger, I heard you tapped that. Is it true the, uh, carpet doesn’t match the drapes?” I tell him I’m not sure. There was all wood flooring - if you know what I mean. He doesn’t get it. I’m not in the mood to explain. I
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“Their rule is ‛Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law.”
― San Francisco Night
― San Francisco Night
“Anyway, I don’t know what your plans are, but we’re on our way to church, and the rest of our church would love to meet you and thank you for all you’ve done.” That was one of the most hellish proposals I’d ever heard, and I’ve had crime lords threaten to do all manner of nasty things to me.”
― Superego
― Superego
“So friends care about each other and their problems. That was something I’d have to remember to fake.”
― Superego
― Superego
“His piss was so clean it was a disinfectant.”
― Suck My Cosmos
― Suck My Cosmos
“I ain’t afraid of dying. Shit I’ve been through, dying is just one more page in a long bad book.”
― Desolation Run
― Desolation Run
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