Conor Wilson

“I'm 190 pounds of rock hard muscle, underneath 40 pounds of sturdy protective fat. It's important to have that layer of fat. You can't have guys hitting you in your muscles all the time. But that extra padding also cushions the blow for your opponent's fists, which allows him to slug you longer and with more abandon. So that layer of fat is both a good and a bad thing, I guess. It works both ways is what I'm saying.”
― John Swartzwelder, The Time Machine Did It

“Kids have too much money these days, if you ask me.”
― John Swartzwelder, The Time Machine Did It

“Believe it or not, the bigger problem isn’t scaling, it’s getting to the point where you have to scale. Without the first problem you won’t have the second.”
― Jason Fried, Getting Real

“As my exciting story opens, I am being punched in the stomach. But I guess a lot of stories start that way.”
― John Swartzwelder, The Time Machine Did It