“The primary goal of a righteous parent who has a daughter is to minimize the number of boys and men for whom their daughter will have willingly opened her legs come her wedding day; the closer to zero, the more righteous they will seem.”
― On Masturbation: A Satirical Essay
― On Masturbation: A Satirical Essay
“Tame it though we may try, sex has a recurring tendency to wreak havoc across our lives: it leads us to destroy our relationships, threatens our productivity and compels us to stay up too late in nightclubs talking to people whom we don’t like but whose exposed midriffs we nevertheless strongly wish to touch.”
― How to Think More About Sex
― How to Think More About Sex
“Some people are so sexually unattractive that the thought of masturbating turns them off.”
― On Masturbation: A Satirical Essay
― On Masturbation: A Satirical Essay
“The whole business of smoking is like forcing yourself to wear tight shoes just to get the pleasure of taking them off.”
― The Easyway to Stop Smoking
― The Easyway to Stop Smoking
“I suppose that a lifetime spent hiding one's erotic truth could have a cumulative renunciatory effect. Sexual shame is in itself a kind of death.”
― Fun Home: A Family Tragicomic
― Fun Home: A Family Tragicomic
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