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Josh’s Quotes

“Alice is fictional. This isn't.”
― Jess C. Scott, Zombie Mania: A Zombie Apocalypse Parody

tags: american-culture, dark-humor, group-think, groupthink, lady-gaga, mad-magazine, parodies, parody, pop-culture, popular-culture, resident-evil, satire, sheeple, short-story, simpsons, south-park, zombie-apocalypse, zombies

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“We never surrendered. We always kept in our hearts the most noble, beautiful feeling that sets human beings apart: hope.”
― Manel Loureiro, Apocalypse Z: The Beginning of the End

tags: hope, life, survival, zombies

21 likes

“Alive or dead, the truth won't rest. Rise up while you can.”
― Mira Grant, Feed

tags: georgia-mason, truth, zombies

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“When approaching a prospective human, first ask them what their name is.

* If it replies "Brains," blow its fucking head off.
* If it replies "Brian," ask it again, as you may have encountered a zombie with a speech impediment, or a zombie that was mildly retarded in life.
* Keep in mind that it is entirely possible that you did encounter a human named "Brian.”
― Etienne Guerin DeForest, The Zombie Survival Guide: How to Live Like a King After the Outbreak

tags: assholery, funny-quotes, humor, zombie, zombie-apocalypse, zombies

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“And to those who would choose the safety of inaction over the danger of taking a stand, I have this to say:
You bloody cowards. May you have the world that you deserve.”
― Mira Grant, Deadline

tags: activism, taking-a-stand, taking-risks, zombies

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