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“So, you're saying it's all about gratitude and responsibility?" I asked.
"Yep," he said, nodding. "Gratitude and responsibility.”
― Serhiy Zhadan, Ворошиловград

“I have just been cut in half by a streetcar at Patriarch's. Funeral Friday 3PM. Come. Berlioz”
― Mikhail Bulgakov, The Master and Margarita

“Heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor...I am Pagliacci.”
― Alan Moore, Watchmen

“Yes, man is mortal, but that would be only half the trouble. The worst of it is that he's sometimes unexpectedly mortal—there's the trick!”
― Mikhail Bulgakov, The Master and Margarita