Mopest

“Ya know, I think it’s the full moon or somethin’,” Henry mused.
“Even Charlie’s bein’ weird. He told me I looked happy.”
“He did? What’d you say?”
“I said I get to fish every day and work with horses, I’ve got good friends, I live in the prettiest town in the US of A, and, best of all, I’ve got you—the sexiest, most beautiful, sweetest guy in the whole wide world. I’m the luckiest man ever. I’d be an idjit not to be happy.”
“And what’d Charlie say to that?”
“He told me I’ve been eatin’ too many of them funny mushrooms.”
― Eli Easton, One Trick Pony

“And you’ll be happy in South Haven? You promise?”
“I’d be happy on the fucking moon with you in a sparkly
spacesuit.”
― Ella Frank, Truth or Dare

“it’s harder, sometimes, to live with choices that aren’t yours”
― Alexis Hall, Pansies

“He counted sheep in his head, but knew it was hopeless when the sheep started humping each other as they jumped the fence in his mind.”
― Jaime Reese, A Hunted Man