Greg Motter

“For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much—the wheel, New York, wars and so on—whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man—for precisely the same reasons.”
― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

“Don't Panic.”
― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

“Live in hope. Because things do happen. Things do change. Worry really is futile. Don't fear the future. Dreams do come true.”
― Miranda Hart, Is It Just Me?

“Blessed are the meek, for to them we shall say, 'attaboy'.”
― Christopher Moore, Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ’s Childhood Pal