Stephanie

“Newsflash: every relationship a person has ends in failure, save for one. Maybe two if you count getting remarried after they kick off, but the point is, we all go in with a ninety-whatever percent failure rate.”
― Drew Hayes, Super Powereds: Year 3

“Death was a one-shot deal—it happened, and then you were free. Sally was an old-school southern woman, and Hank knew first-hand that they weren’t nearly as kind as death when they got cross.”
― Drew Hayes, Super Powereds: Year 3

“You know I used to do public appearances multiple times a day, right?” Owen said. “And I used to shit my bed when I was a baby. Doesn’t mean I’d feel comfortable doing it tonight,” Hexcellent shot back.”
― Drew Hayes, Corpies

“You know, people give things like greed and wrath a bad rap. Sure, they’ll cause plenty of folks to make some poor, shortsighted decisions, but in the end they lack staying power. Now love, on the other hand, love is in a whole different category. Love is what can truly turn people into demons.”
― Drew Hayes, Super Powereds: Year 4