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“Are you telling me that vampires and werewolves are the reason America won the Revolutionary War?,” I asked, dumbfounded.”
― The Utterly Uninteresting and Unadventurous Tales of Fred, the Vampire Accountant
― The Utterly Uninteresting and Unadventurous Tales of Fred, the Vampire Accountant
“Newsflash: every relationship a person has ends in failure, save for one. Maybe two if you count getting remarried after they kick off, but the point is, we all go in with a ninety-whatever percent failure rate.”
― Super Powereds: Year 3
― Super Powereds: Year 3
“You’re a good man who happens to be a vampire. We aren’t human, but that doesn’t make us monsters.”
― The Utterly Uninteresting and Unadventurous Tales of Fred, the Vampire Accountant
― The Utterly Uninteresting and Unadventurous Tales of Fred, the Vampire Accountant
“See, I told you we’d get lucky.” Nick gloated as he munched on a thick hamburger. “We didn’t get lucky,” Vince corrected. “We got lost. For half an hour. Until I went into a building and asked for directions.” “And wasn’t it lucky I brought along a guy with no masculinity issues to ask for directions?” Nick pointed out.”
― Super Powereds: Year 1
― Super Powereds: Year 1
“You know I used to do public appearances multiple times a day, right?” Owen said. “And I used to shit my bed when I was a baby. Doesn’t mean I’d feel comfortable doing it tonight,” Hexcellent shot back.”
― Corpies
― Corpies
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