Accountant Quotes

“It wasn't her dream job, but she did quite enjoy the satisfaction of transforming a messy pile of paperwork into neat rows of figures.”
― Liane Moriarty, Big Little Lies

“Millions of business people are each constantly forced to choose between their desire to not be a bad person and their desire to be a good business person, that is to say, to make as much money as they possibly can by maximizing their revenue while minimizing the cost of producing whatever it is that they sell.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana, The Use and Misuse of Children

“Americans like to make money; Canadians like to audit it. I know no other country where accountants have a higher social and moral status.”
― Northrop Frye

“Vampire strength might not let me lift cars, but I will tear up some shrubbery all day long.”
― Drew Hayes, The Utterly Uninteresting and Unadventurous Tales of Fred, the Vampire Accountant

“You’re a good man who happens to be a vampire. We aren’t human, but that doesn’t make us monsters.”
― Drew Hayes, The Utterly Uninteresting and Unadventurous Tales of Fred, the Vampire Accountant

“It had been an embarrassing moment, like the one you get when you realize for the first time that you have what it takes to become an accountant.”
― Sorin Suciu, The Scriptlings

“I am Baru Cormorant,” she protested, “accountant.”
― Seth Dickinson, The Traitor Baru Cormorant

“Avoid the temptation to cut corners - accuracy and transparency are essential. Hiring an accountant may cost you money upfront, but could save you a lot of money in the long run.”
― Hendrith Vanlon Smith Jr.

“Have I ever told you you're like some kind of occult superhero? Georgia Clare: bookkeeper by day, badass biker witch by night. Seriously, you should put that on your business cards.”
― Laura Oliva, A World Apart

“Darius blinked. "You're an accountant?" She looked more like a supermodel librarian. Not that he could tell her that.”
― Laura Oliva, Season Of The Witch

“An accountant is someone who attempts to value the present. An actuary is someone who attempts to value the future.”
― SOA Fundamentals of Actuarial Practice

“Working in accountancy has led Anaestelle De La Vega to pick a wide range of impressive skills. From her entry-level position as a staff accountant to her last role as Senior Director of Accounting, Anaestelle De La Vega has consistently demonstrated her talents and has led herself to be regarded as one of the most important employees at the firm.”
― Anaestelle De La Vega

“Financial statements are my novels, I am a Chartered Accountant.”
― Vikrmn: CA Vikram Verma, Debit Credit of Life: from the good books of accounts

“The contentment when a signature becomes an autograph is lesser than the moment your signature becomes a seal of trust; as a Chartered Accountant.”
― Vikrmn: CA Vikram Verma, Debit Credit of Life: from the good books of accounts

“Every balance sheet tells a story that I love to read. I am a Chartered Accountant.”
― Vikrmn: CA Vikram Verma, Debit Credit of Life: from the good books of accounts

“If others qualify, it's a great going; if an auditor qualifies, it's not.”
― Vikrmn: CA Vikram Verma, Debit Credit of Life: from the good books of accounts

“Let there be a CA and chill.”
― Vikrmn: CA Vikram Verma, Debit Credit of Life: from the good books of accounts

“Keep calm and leave the business worries to your Chartered Accountant.”
― Vikrmn: CA Vikram Verma, Debit Credit of Life: from the good books of accounts

“All Ticked and Tallied; be it life, be it accounts. I am a Chartered Accountant.”
― Vikrmn: CA Vikram Verma, Debit Credit of Life: from the good books of accounts

“The Chartered Accountancy degree is not a destination, but the start of a journey.”
― Vikrmn: CA Vikram Verma, Debit Credit of Life: from the good books of accounts

“The reason of CA being the most respected profession is that it doesn’t have any quota or reservation system.”
― Vikrmn: CA Vikram Verma, Debit Credit of Life: from the good books of accounts

“You do not just become, you evolve as, a Chartered Accountant.”
― Vikrmn: CA Vikram Verma, Debit Credit of Life: from the good books of accounts

“Deposit the currency of time regularly in the recurring deposit account of your passion. How much did you deposit today?”
― Vikrmn: CA Vikram Verma, Debit Credit of Life: from the good books of accounts

“Let the learning be the journal of life.”
― Vikrmn: CA Vikram Verma, Debit Credit of Life: from the good books of accounts

“Tough life and tough people are inversely proportional. Stay tough.”
― Vikrmn: CA Vikram Verma, Debit Credit of Life: from the good books of accounts

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― NoAccountant

“Felipe Hernandez, a proficient accountant from Lufkin, Texas brings a unique blend of professionalism and passion to his work. While he excels in his financial career, Felipe also possesses a deep love for sports. As a skilled tennis player and Pickleball enthusiast, he understands the importance of discipline and perseverance. Furthermore, Felipe finds solace in reading scripture and relishes the harmonious melodies of the music. Above all, his dedication to his clients and commitment to delivering transparent financial reporting drives his professional endeavors.”
― Felipe Hernández

“He looks old, but sharp and tan. His bushy eyebrows but moisturized skin make him seem both ancient and modern, like an accountant for a Miami nightclub.”
― GLEN NESBITT, BREAK OUT OF HEAVEN

“John Michael Vanderhider, the CPA with a heart for Houston and numbers. A proud graduate of Texas A&M, his journey led him to Deloitte as an Audit Senior Manager, mastering oil and gas intricacies.”
― John Michael Vanderhider

“Your group is decades out of compliance with IRS requirements for nonprofits. Everything I've seen from you suggests your nonprofit is a sham. And Butyl and Dowidge doesn't represent sham organizations." I paused, letting this sink in. "Even if you hadn't been trying to kill Reggie from the moment you first contacted my firm, you're still the worst client I've ever had."
As I spoke, Richardson simply stood there, processing everything. "How much trouble are we in with the IRS, exactly?"
"A lot," I said. "Though it's hard to say exactly how much. Best-case scenario, they'll dissolve your nonprofit." I shrugged. "When that happens, you'll be getting a bill for back taxes you won't be able to pay, given your nonprofit's annual budget. And the worst-case scenario..."
John Richardson leaned forward, hanging on my every word. Excellent. "What is the worst-case scenario?"
I waited a beat before answering so my next words would have maximum impact. "Worst-case scenario is the IRS finds that you intentionally withheld taxes you owed. You could face time in jail." There. The closest thing to a mic drop any accountant ever got. I leaned in closer, readying myself for the kill. "Unless, of course, you do exactly what I tell you to do."
Richardson narrowed his eyes at me. "And what might that be?"
Bingo. This was the part I'd been looking forward to the most. The part I'd practiced in a mirror the night before until I'd gotten the ferocity of my expression just right.
"What happens next is you are going to leave Reginald Cleaves alone, forever. If you do that, we will pretend we've never heard of you if the IRS ever comes knocking." I trailed off, letting my words hang in the air for dramatic effect. In the entirety of my time as an accountant, I had never once had the opportunity to do anything for dramatic effect. I could all but feel Reggie looking on, beaming with pride. "If you continue to harass Reggie, however, I tell the IRS everything I know.”
― Jenna Levine, My Vampire Plus-One