Britney Meyers

“The race is on to find Cheyenne Wilder and to rescue her alive.”
― April Henry, Girl, Stolen

“Q: What do you get when you cross Bambi with an umbrella? A: You get a rain-deer (reindeer).”
― Rob Elliott, Laugh-Out-Loud Animal Jokes for Kids

“Now here she was, blind, kidnapped, tied up, and going who knows where with a criminal. Her cell phone was gone. And she was very sick. No! Cheyenne mouthed the word to herself. She had to stay on track. Think. She was blind. That was a fact. That was her greatest weakness. But could she somehow use it to her advantage? And there were a few advantages to being blind—not many, certainly not enough. But a few. For one thing, she knew how to use all her other senses in a way that most sighted people never did. They smelled and heard and touched all the same things she did, but they had let that part of their brain go numb with disuse, so the sensations didn’t register. And Cheyenne had learned the hard way to always, always pay attention to what was around her, to pick up as many clues as she could. So how could she use her senses to her advantage? She”
― April Henry, Girl, Stolen

“Q: What did the worm say to her daughter when she came home late? A: “Where on earth have you been?”
― Rob Elliott, Laugh-Out-Loud Animal Jokes for Kids