William

“De mortuis nil nisi bonum (Speak naught but the good of the dead)”
― Latin quote

“A lot of the people who read a bestselling novel, for example, do not read much other fiction. By contrast, the audience for an obscure novel is largely composed of people who read a lot. That means the least popular books are judged by people who have the highest standards, while the most popular are judged by people who literally do not know any better. An American who read just one book this year was disproportionately likely to have read ‘The Lost Symbol’, by Dan Brown. He almost certainly liked it.”
― The Economist

“A specialist is a doctor who has trained patients to be sick during office hours.”
― House Calls and Hitching Posts

“If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs.”
― David Daye